10 Penis Facts That’ll Blow Your Mind
We love dicks here at Dupe A Dick! Below are 10 of the craziest facts that you need to know for your next trivia night. We hope this can up your sex game and raise your IQ. 😉
1. Penises are actually double the size
Half of the penis is actually hidden in the body. So what you’re seeing is actually only half of the actual length. The “corpus cavernosum” and “corpus spongiosum” are parts of the penis that curl up and hide inside the pelvis. Great news to tell the boys!
2. Ejaculation decisions come from the spine, not the brain
A region in the spinal cord is actually what controls your body’s decision to jizz. This area is specifically called the Spinal Ejaculation Generator.
3. Dicks point in any direction
Here are the findings laying out exactly how dicks are skewed by population (literally) according to a study.
0–30 degrees: 4.9% of participants
30–60 degrees: 29.6% of participants
60–85 degrees: 30.9% of participants
85–95 degrees: 9.9% of participants
95–120 degrees: 19.8% of participants
120–180 degrees 4.9% of participants
4. Go for the underside
The bottom of the head and shaft of the dick are reported to be the most sensitive areas. Adjust your sex strategies accordingly and he’ll thank you for it!
5. Penises can break
Yes - New Girl was right about this storyline. Even though boners aren’t actually made of bone, they can be fractured (and 200 men/year do). If they’re bent too hard, the membrane that surrounds the spongy tissue can tear, causing blood to leak to other tissues. Stitches are usually needed to recover. Ouch.
6. Male orgasms are only 6 seconds
In comparison, female orgasms are 23 seconds! Easy cum easy go, am I, right ladies?!
7. Sperm has a bountiful content
Semen is mostly water, only 2% actual sperm, and then contains fructose, vitamin C, sodium bicarbonate, proteins, enzymes, and minerals. Sounds pretty lush - maybe there is something behind getting a sperm facial! One jizz also contains 1-7 calories. Tasty.
8. Smoking shortens penis size by 1cm
If there wasn’t reason enough to stop smoking, here’s another one!
9. Jizz comes out at 28 mph
These little fighters go at the speed of a Prius driving on local roads! It’s also the speed that Usain Bolt hit on his record-breaking run. Crazy!
10. Sex is good for more than the dick
Sex once a week is shown to lower heart disease risk by 30%, stroke by 50%, and diabetes by 40%. Sex is healthy, in case you needed more reason to get some tonight!
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